The fact that it is snowing like coke at an Aerosmith concert doesn’t mean that global warming isn’t real. Indeed, huge extremes in weather patterns – both hot and cold – are indicative of global destabilization of air masses. It isn’t even funny to say things like “looks like Al Gore was wrong.” Well, it would be funny if Bill Clinton said it. Or Bill Murray. Everything he says is funny. But outside of that, not funny.
Or any old Italian-American man. It would be funny just because of the accent. “Looks-a like…”. Classic.
But to the point: this is serious.
We need to build a list identifying the names of individuals who have declared, "Global warming isn't real!" In fifty years, when it is undisputedly and horrifyingly real, we shall publish this list so their children can hate them for their blind inaction.
ReplyDeletep.s. I am glad Italians bring you so much humor.