Saturday, April 24, 2010

Drinking Local Wine

Spring comes with a fury matched only by the fever inside of the Suburban Farmer. As is expected, a dozen or so competing responsibilities popped up to try and keep this fellow out of his natural habitat. Alas, that which fell by the wayside were the stories of success and total failure. Here goes…

I dug furrows with the canal wrench, piling deep loamy soil for later planting. This is a departure from previous years where I didn’t believe furrows were needed. After last year’s rains and the ensuing root rot, I was born again: furrows are indispensible. After that weekend, the rains came.

During this period, I started my seeds in the re-commissioned greenhouse. The chickens are happily back in the A-frame. Everything started spectacularly. During one particularly sunny weekend in late March, I finished the high shelf in the greenhouse that was not hung last fall due to quickly changing weather. It served wonderfully. I, however, did not. For probably a period of three consecutive days, I forgot to water the plants up top and lost a great many of my seedlings. So I had to buy eggplant.

Not daunted, I have now most everything in, save the money crops (tomatoes and peppers).

My friend’s urban farm (the one we hand dug with pick-axes, shovels, dynamite, and many, many tears for the fallen) needed softening. She located a huge pile of free leaf compost at one of the local arboretums. All we had to do was go get it.

The truck was beyond my servicing. Perhaps I’ve gone soft, but the idea of messing with the fuel tank in my driveway – situated between houses with no room to spare – gave me pause. Two large later to a very happy mechanic, she was running again. And she was put to the test. We filled the bed twice with rich, black compost that smelled just like an open cesspool. Ahh, sweet relaxation.

One and a half trucks were delivered to her abode, with the remainder going into my garden to keep the weeds down between the rows. So far, so good.

Another few weeks and everything else will be in and sustaining itself just like nature intended. This will leave me to other ungodly tasks in the house. Oh how I loathe the idea…

Until next time.

Monday, April 19, 2010

A fireman killed a chicken with a bow and arrow...

Just think about that for a minute before reading the rest of this.

Ok, sorry it has been so long since I last wrote. There will be retroactive stories soon. But for now...

Source: PETA Media CenterDate: April 14, 2010Byline: For Immediate Release
Abuse Apparently Violates State's Cruelty Statute, Says Group
Contact: Michael Lyubinsky 757-622-7382
Norristown, Pa. — This morning, PETA sent a letter to Montgomery County District Attorney Risa Vetri Ferman urging her to immediately investigate and file all warranted charges in relation to an incident that took place on or around March 29 in which a police officer and a firefighter were reportedly involved in killing a resident's pet chicken in Lower Merion Township.
According to news reports, the chicken, Connie, escaped from the yard of her guardian, Lauren Steltzer. Steltzer then posted fliers in the neighborhood and on her Facebook page about the missing animal. A neighbor who spotted Connie and became concerned for the bird's safety telephoned the Lower Merion police. The officer who took the call--who has not been publicly identified--reportedly contacted a local firefighter (also not identified) whom the officer knew to be a hunter. The firefighter then allegedly shot Connie with an arrow and killed her.
"Connie was a gentle and loving companion whose life ended in pain because of a cruel--and apparently illegal--act of violence," says PETA Foundation litigation counsel Kay Duffy. "Cruelty to animals is always troubling and never justified. When the alleged perpetrators are the very people who are charged with upholding the law and serving the community, they must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."
PETA is asking Ferman to investigate and, if warranted, prosecute the firefighter under Pennsylvania's cruelty-to-animals statute and bring charges against the police officer for aiding and abetting the commission of a crime. The Pennsylvania cruelty-to-animals statute states that "(1) A person commits a misdemeanor of the second degree if he willfully and maliciously: (i) Kills, maims or disfigures any domestic fowl of another person." The firefighter also may have violated two of the state's hunting laws: 34 Pa.C.S.A. 2505(a), which prohibits the firing of an arrow within 50 yards of any occupied dwelling, and 34 Pa.C.S.A. 2507, which prohibits shooting at any "mark" or "target" other than the animals on whom it is open hunting season.
For more information, please visit PETA.org.